When creativity goes rancid.

Found in a Big Lots! (a closeout / overstock / dollar store-ish USA chain usually found on the wrong side of the tracks). Tasted like... well, there's a plethora of very good reasons one shouldn't buy meat products from Big Lots! at amazing closeout prices, but the biggest reason not to is that it will taste like a combination of chewing tobacco, depleted uranium and ass. Anyway, behold one of the most abysmal interplays of logo, design and slogan ever!

I hope hope hope that this stinker was conceived and designed by Denver Dan himself, for the sake of creative world integrity. If not, may God have mercy on us all.